Pertanyaannya Apa? Nyambungnya Kemana?

Semester 2 ini, gw dapet seorang dosen yang lol.. sebut saja Pak Eko
diantara banyak tipe jokes yang dia buat, gw mau ngebahas yang ini dulu, "pertanyaannya apa? nyambungnya kemana?"
berikut adalah contoh-contoh-nya:

Part 1
Lecturer : are you the oldest child in your family?
Student : no, i'm the youngest sir..
Lecturer : ohh,, you have a brother?
Student : yes, i have 2 brother
Lecturer : ohh, 2 !? do you know the term '2' in western sumatra?
Student : *sambil mikir ciek duo tigo*.. ohh.. duo.. *mule ga enak perasaannya*
Lecturer : aha.. duo.. interesting, it has some relation with core2duo right? can you explain it?
Student : ^@!*(^@!(@!(*^@! !!!
Class : *ngakak*

Part 2
Lecturer : how was your childhood, was it fun?
Student : yes, a lot of good memories..
Lecture : aha,, you mention about memory? then, please explain about virtual memory..
Student : #@!#!@)(*)...
Kelas : *ngakak*

Part 3
Lecturer : do you like extreme sports?
Student : no
Lecturer : do you think it's dangerous?
Student : depends on the safety equipment
Lecturer : what is the relation?
Student : yaa.. more safety, less risky
Lecturer : heyy,, listen class.. he mention about risk.. what does RISC stands for?
Class : *ngakak*
Student : *ambil mikir*.. reduced instruction set computer
Lecturer : so,, the extreme sport has a relation with computer somehow..
Class : *ngakak*

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lol banget tu dosen kalo mo nge-test anak2, pertama dipancing pake pertanyaan2 ga penting dulu, baru deh disambung2in ke materi pelajaran..
yang gw salut, bisa aja dia mancingnya dan ngira2 jawaban anak2 nanti larinya bakal ke arah mana.
kreatif..!