Pertanyaannya Apa? Nyambungnya Kemana?

Semester 2 ini, gw dapet seorang dosen yang lol.. sebut saja Pak Eko
diantara banyak tipe jokes yang dia buat, gw mau ngebahas yang ini dulu, "pertanyaannya apa? nyambungnya kemana?"
berikut adalah contoh-contoh-nya:

Part 1
Lecturer : are you the oldest child in your family?
Student : no, i'm the youngest sir..
Lecturer : ohh,, you have a brother?
Student : yes, i have 2 brother
Lecturer : ohh, 2 !? do you know the term '2' in western sumatra?
Student : *sambil mikir ciek duo tigo*.. ohh.. duo.. *mule ga enak perasaannya*
Lecturer : aha.. duo.. interesting, it has some relation with core2duo right? can you explain it?
Student : ^@!*(^@!(@!(*^@! !!!
Class : *ngakak*

Part 2
Lecturer : how was your childhood, was it fun?
Student : yes, a lot of good memories..
Lecture : aha,, you mention about memory? then, please explain about virtual memory..
Student : #@!#!@)(*)...
Kelas : *ngakak*

Part 3
Lecturer : do you like extreme sports?
Student : no
Lecturer : do you think it's dangerous?
Student : depends on the safety equipment
Lecturer : what is the relation?
Student : yaa.. more safety, less risky
Lecturer : heyy,, listen class.. he mention about risk.. what does RISC stands for?
Class : *ngakak*
Student : *ambil mikir*.. reduced instruction set computer
Lecturer : so,, the extreme sport has a relation with computer somehow..
Class : *ngakak*

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lol banget tu dosen kalo mo nge-test anak2, pertama dipancing pake pertanyaan2 ga penting dulu, baru deh disambung2in ke materi pelajaran..
yang gw salut, bisa aja dia mancingnya dan ngira2 jawaban anak2 nanti larinya bakal ke arah mana.
kreatif..!

スネオヘアー - 伝えてよ (suneohair - tsutaete yo)

setelah melahap habis album kanashimi dan skirt nya, gw iseng nyari2 live-nya.
ketemulah video ini..
kalo denger versi aslinya sih biasa aja, PVnya bagus sih..
tapi, coba lu dengerin versi akustiknya berikut ini:



hahah, gw ga tau tu si kenji ngelawak apaan depan2nya nyebut2 Konayuki-nya Remioromen.
auranya baru kerasa menjelang masuk verse ke-2. abis di awal sempet rame, pake acara ngelawak.
Pas di reff kedua, si kenji kek sempet mo nangis gitu euy.
In overall, lumayan banget ni lagu buat menemani mood di sunyinya suasana tengah malam.


lyric-nya deh sekalian:

itsu no hi ka sayonara wo itte
boku no koto zenbu wasurechau kana
sore demo semetari wa shinai yo
daiji na mono wo moraeta kara

kimi ni nankai datte iu yo
nani mo konkyo wa nai kedo
suna ni kaita youna omoi wo
nami ga yasashiku nijimase nagashite yuku

itsumademo sobani yorisotte
jikan ni mo jyama sarenai kurai
itsumo warai aetara
tooku kioku wo taguriyose
kanjiru mama ni tokeau kurai
kimi to sou waraetara
warai aetara
sou tsutaete yo

itsu no hi ka sayonara wo itte
kyou no koto zenbu wasurechau kana
sore demo semetari wa shinaide
taisetsu na mono moraeta kara

boku ni nankai datte kiite
nani mo hinto wa nai kedo
sora ni egaita youna omoi wo
kaze ga yasashiku dokoka e hakonde yuku

saegiru mono wa nani mo nakute
terasareta hikari mabushii hodo
futari warai aeta ne
itsudemo koko ni modotte oide
ima made to kawari no nai kurai
kimi to sou waraetara
warai aetara
kitto tsutaete yo

kimi ni nankai datte iu yo
nani mo konkyo wa nai kedo
suna ni kaita youna omoi wo
nami ga yasashiku dokoka e nagashite yuku

itsumademo sobani yorisotte
jikan ni mo jyama sarenai kurai
kimi to warai aetara
tooku kioku wo taguriyose
kanjiru mama ni tokeau kurai
kimi to warai aetara
warai aetara
sou tsutaete yo