some lecturer's signature quotes

Patrick Guntensperger
"Good morning everyone, how we're doin'?"
"It's not a rocket science"
"I strongly recommend you to ..."

keren nih bule satu, dari gaya omong dan pemikrannya cenderung blak-blakan

Nizam Jim
"When i was the president director in Sumitomo corp ..."
"Young men have to be discipline"
"You already pay 19 million"

opa jim sukanya mendongeng, cerita tentang masa mudanya.. wkwkkwwk

Peter Aripin
"You need to work harder ya"
"Today, we have your presentation, right?"

ga jelas neh lecturer, ngajar sekilas2 doang, suka mindah2 jadwal..

Kartiko Eko
"oya, i forget to ask you something.. how's your life? still happy? bright future?"
"you might face this kind of situation in your life at particular time, and particular place"
"no worries ya?"
"you make my life harder"

dalam obrolan santai di kelas..
him: B_,, where do you study?
B_ : binus sir..
him: ooo,, i'm surprised, you got a laptop?
B_ : yepp
him: do you have your harddisk inside?
B_ : of course
him: then,, how does your harddisk work? (sambil cengar-cengir memamerkan senyum2 kemenangan gitu)
B_: @&!*^@!&**&! !!!

selera humornya anak muda banget..

Paston Sidauruk
"Could you do that please"
"What is that?"
"And then should be what?"
"C'mon guys"

rigid, ga kreatip lagi.. wkwkkwk~

dari ke lima lecturer di atas, yang paling sering menggunakan quotenya adalah yang ke lima,,
paling ga kreatif asli..
paling sering jadi bahan ceng2an juga.. lol lol